Tim Key - Father Slutmas
Key sledges into King's Cross with a stocking full of poems padded out with anecdotes, photographs, tinsel and carols. There will also be cloves and cinnamon sticks in the drinks and the opportunity to catch a sprout in your mouth. Also it's secret Santa so bring a trinket for the sack. Nothing sharp though as Key will be slinging this crap into the audience. Very work in progress.